Mini Squishable Koi Fish Dragon

Having a koi fish pond in your backyard is unlikely but statistically plausible. A dragon lair? Even less likely—but were not ruling it out, depending on your status as a particularly dedicated reptile fancier or warlock.

Now, a Koi Fish Dragon pond/lair hybrid? That’s probably right out. Until you buy this guy. In which case, your chances become 100%.